Anonymous asked: Hi Hank! I've seen/heard you knock lawyers a few times. I'm curious about why you feel that way. Did you know there are lawyers who are also nerdfighters? Haven't you ever needed legal help? Why is what you do valuable and what lawyers do is not? I'm not trying to be hostile, I'm genuinely curious. As a nerdfighting lawyer I know the legal system is screwed up, but I haven't lost hope that I can do something worthwhile in it.
I knock lawyers for the same reason everyone else does…you have a profession that is opaque and terrifying and expensive, and when I have to interface with it…the lawyer is the face of that opaque and terrifying and expensive thing.
But, I recognize that you have a vital job without which the world would fall apart….one that you probably won’t get a lot of love for doing…so thanks for doing it. We need good people in your profession very badly.
I’ve always said it’s 98% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name
If my girlfriend breaks up with me it’s because I just made her drop 400 alchemy ingredients on the floor of her house. I can’t breath from laughing at the sight of all the mudcrab chittin strewn across the floor
I like hamburgers.
They’re one of my favorite foods. A hamburger is in this country something of a default food - simple, tasty and identifiable, which is part of the appeal. And even though I’ll mix things up a little bit with condiments and so forth, at its core a hamburger is essentially the…
This is the most eloquent and delicious explanation of this I’ve ever seen